Garibaldi's Secret Security Manual
Babylon 5 Classifieds (New)
1. Keep Bester out of your head.
2. Don't ride with 'SHADOWS'.
3. Drinking with alien Ambassadors with weird
hair can
lead to hair loss.
4. Don't turn your back on anyone, you may get
shot or
stabbed.
5. Marvin The Martian RULES!
6. Thinking lewd thoughts about a Psi Corps chick
can
get you in trouble when she's standing next to
you.
7. Never let a Minbari help you unless you want
to finish
the job.
8. Remember the ZX11 NINJA, and keep it upright.
(and try
to keep it under 175 mph while riding IN THE
STATION!)
9. Never fill a tube with bullets and expect them
to shoot
out the end when heat is applied. 999,999,999,999
times
out of a trillion, the tube will blow up in your
face.
10. Trust the Psi Corps...NOT!!!!!
Help Wanted:Rangers Wanted: Supply own pike, will supply shadows. Contact Delenn aka Entil'za c/o B5. (maylandL)
Want Ads:Wanted: A Homeworld, make an offer! All offers considered!!!! Contact Lyta (or Byron) Downbelow Wanted: Four Post Bed...Contact Susan Ivanova (Purple) Wanted: Earth cat. Must have webbed feet, bill, and go quack. Contact Vir Cotto, c/o Centauri Prime Minister.
For Rent or Sale:
For Sale: One Book of G'Kar, never read. Contact Ta'Lon (b5fanatic)
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Personals:
Desperately Seeking Susan... Lost one Earth ForceCommander last seen in end credits of Season 4. Need to touch..ah... get in touch with her. Very Urgent. If seen or found please contact Marcus c/o Babylon 5 Cryogenic freezer. (Elemental) ![]() We need you!Thank you. Your Friendly B5 Medical Staff (:-) Elemental) |
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